As of today I am officially beginning my campaign to be named the Official Chipotle Ambassador to Austria. Below is my letter to Chipotle requesting to be considered for this prestigious and currently
non-existent position. Please lend me your support by following me! Tell your friends, tell your family, tell strangers on the street!
Love,
Lauren
Dear Chipotle,
My name is Lauren. I am a resident of Kansas City, Missouri and I visit your restaurants here frequently. I am a huge fan of your restaurant, not only for the delicious food, but also because of your efforts to help the environment with sustainable farming practices and naturally raised meats.
I recently graduated with my Masters degree from the University of Missouri- Kansas City in Voice Performance. I am an opera singer and I will be attending the prestigious American Institute of Musical Studies (AIMS) in Graz, Austria this summer. You may be wondering, what is the connection between being an opera singer and burritos? The answer is: I am not sure. But I love both your burritos and opera and would like somehow to combine the two.
My proposition to you is that you allow me to be your official ambassador to Austria this summer. While I know that you do not have any restaurants in Austria (yet) I would like to spread the knowledge of the delicious Chipotle burrito around the world. I also would like to inform my fellow students at the American Institute of Musical Studies about your good work here in the United States.
I will bring a Chipotle burrito to Austria with me. Well….I’ll purchase a burrito before my trip, eat it, and then bring a faux burrito with me as a prop for photos. My burrito friend and I will go hiking, biking, attend musical performances, and perform in public concerts with orchestra in Graz. I will document our adventures and will blog about my experience while in Austria. I believe that this will be a valuable tool for Chipotle to reach out to young adventurers and artists like myself. It will also be a great way to show Chipotle’s support of the community through arts funding. I will even write an opera aria praising the virtues of Chipotle burritos and post it online if you would like me to.
What this all comes down to is the fact that I am looking for funding to pursue my dream of becoming a professional opera singer. I am asking that you make a donation to AIMS on my behalf. AIMS is a non-profit organization and all donations to them are tax deductible. Please visit their website at www.aimsgraz.com to learn more about the program. I have also already started my blog about my journey to Austria and am gaining support for my campaign as Official Chipotle Ambassador to Austria. Please consider me for this prestigious position. My blog address is http://laurensoperaandchipotleadventureblog.blogspot.com/
Thank you for your time and for helping a struggling artist!
Your Friend,
Lauren
p.s. My favorite Chipotle burrito is your Vegetarian Burrito bowl with black beans, fajita vegetables, pico de gallo, roasted corn and GUACAMOLE!
i LOVE this!
ReplyDeleteI have been laughing for at least 5 minutes.. and plan to continue laughing for the next 2 at least!
ReplyDeletehahaha lauren... I'm impressed! you better be tossing me some free chipolte if you get this...
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